Seamus C. Monster,
Resident Odditor

I’ve been thinking a lot about how complicated life has become. Our modern conveniences are, ironically, inconvenient at times.

The other day, my Wi-Fi went out while I was binge-watching old 80’s sitcoms! It annoyed me to no end! Then I realized that I watched those same 80s sitcoms back in the 80’s without WiFi and I was fine. Weird!

I have no idea how to watch regular TV anymore. And, even if I could, I have no idea what’s even on TV these

days. Nobody talks about broadcast TV around the water cooler. It’s all about streaming (both TV and water, I guess).

We have so many more choices these days, it can be overwhelming. And don’t get me started on dating apps! Ugh! Talk about a dumpster fire! (By that, I mean my profile. 😕 )

Maybe our society has gone wrong or maybe I’m just old. Probably both!

Anyways… enjoy this issue!

“Lil’ Disturbing” Rubber Mask

Does your little one want to scare people on Halloween AND leave them in a disturbed stupor? This oughtta do it!

Spaghetti Dress

Why have only a spaghetti string dress when you can have the whole dress made of spaghetti! (Meatball shoes sold separately.)

Authentic “Hermit the Dog” Nuppet

Don’t waste your hard-earned cash on a knock-off of a knock-off when you can have the real knock-off! If it’s a Nuppet, is a knock-off you can trust!