Here’s the text from the page. Granted, it’s a poem about a potato, but it’s always good to put the text out there if the piece is text-heavy. Granted, it’s only as heavy as a potato…
I’ve got a potato,
‘Tis nice and bumpy and brown.
It keeps me from being grumpy,
I dug it up from the ground.
I’ve got a potato,
The dimples it’s got are called “eyes.”
And I’m eyeballin’ my potato,
I think I might make me some fries!
I’ve got a potato,
Perhaps I’ll mash it instead.
I’ll pretend he’s Mr. Potatohead,
And smash him until he is dead!
I’ve got a potato.
Don’t got me no Lamborghini,
Don’t got me no marinara,
Don’t got me no linguine.
Potato.
This page harkens to another Oddballs page, “Señor Cabeza de Papa” (issue #9) as well as this comic I did years ago for one of my zines:
Here’s a video!
Jason Salas 