Seamus C. Monster,
Resident Odditor

I’m a sucker for a good TV show. Who isn’t? And now we’ve got tons of shows to choose from. It would be overwhelming if it weren’t so abundantly wonderful!

I had an ex who told me that no one cared about my opinions. Emphasize: “HAD an EX…” Was she right? I have no idea. All I know is that sharing my opinions makes me happy and isn’t it my right to pursue happiness? Don’t answer that. I don’t wanna hear it!

In any case, I thought I’d share my list of the best TV shows streaming nowadays. Hopefully, you’ll enjoy them and binge like the happy little couch potato you are!

In no particular order:

• “The Swamp Office”
• “Frenemies”
• “The Incel Bachelor”
• “Deep South Park”
• “Everybody Loves Nessie”
• “The Gaming Date”
• “Breaking Wind”

Do you have any favorite shows? Well, keep that to yourself. No one cares.

Anyways… enjoy this issue!

Can of Worms (in their own natural juices)

Want to talk about a sensitive subject with a friend or family member? Ease the tension with a snack! Open up a can today!

Inflate-a-Trump

Finally, a product that will please every American! Half will punch him and the other half will adorn their lawn with him! Unite!

“Robbin’ Hoodlum: My Life as an Outlaw Saint” – A Memoir

Much of what we know about Robin Hood is from dramatized fiction. Now, hear the real story from the man himself! You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll steal gold coins from a tax collector to give to your impoverished neighbor!