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Your questions and comments addressed by none other than our resident Odditer…
Seamus C. Monster
Full disclosure: The questions and comments at hand are completely fictional as of this moment. So… send us questions and comments, will ya?
Full disclosure: The questions and comments at hand are completely fictional as of this moment. So… send us questions and comments, will ya?
Dear Oddballs,
When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? I wanted to be an astronaut!
Spaceman in Springfield, OR
Dear Spaceman,
I didn’t want to be an astronaut, I’ll tell you that! Being shut up in a can with nothing but empty space around me? Count me out! I’d rather be the guy who pushes the button that starts the rocket boosters. Also, I hear space food is gross.
Seamus C. Monster
Dear Oddballs,
In Issue #10, you showed a poster for a vampire music festival. I know it was a joke, but it sounded like fun. I’d go.
Fangs in Flat Rock, MI
Dear Fangs,
If you go to such a festival, be forewarned: the event starts late at night. Oh, and you may also be eaten.
Seamus C. Monster
Dear Oddballs,
Have you ever thought about being on a game show?
Couch Potato in Columbus, OH
Dear Couch Potato,
I was on a taping of “The Dating Game” back in the 70s but it never aired. The woman chose me (she liked my voice) but then she fainted when she saw my sea monster form. How superficial of her!
Seamus C. Monster
Dear Oddballs,
What will happen 50 years in the future?
Tomorrow Man in Toronto, Ontario
Dear Tomorrow Man,
I don’t have a crystal ball, so I can’t say what the future holds. That said, I have a Magic 8 Ball, I shook it, and it informed me that you should ask me later. So, in the future, you’ll ask me again.
Seamus C. Monster
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