Oddballs: Invisible People Wearing Swimsuits

You may ask, “Why would an invisible person wear a swimsuit if no one can see them anyway?” That’s a good question and thank you for asking!

Just because a person is invisible, doesn’t mean that they want to walk around naked all the time. Imagine if you were invisible and had to ride the subway nude. How weird would that be? Of course, you couldn’t ride the subway clothed either as that would freak people out. Still, whether a person is visible or invisible, they should be modest in public. Ask yourself: if an invisible person were to be standing next to me right now, would I prefer that they had clothes on or were naked?

Also, just because you’re invisible doesn’t mean you’re invincible. If you were drowning, you’d want the lifeguard to know where you were. Also, you need the snorkel to breathe.

As for that guy on the nudist beach… well, he’s the kind of guy who would be naked whether he was invisible or not.


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