Random Humans: Man Who Drives the Cleaning Machine at the Walmart

Card #31 in the Random Humans series

He doesn’t say anything to you and he prefers that you don’t say anything to him.

Don’t ask him where the salsa is located, he just drives the cleaning machine. Don’t ask him where you can find Epson salt, he just drives the machine. Don’t ask him where… well, you can see where this is going. He just drives the machine.

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