Here’s the text for you, because you asked so nicely.
Have a Mice Life
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Seamus C. Monster,
Resident Odditor
It’s already three months into 2024 and, as they say, time marches on. See what I did there? No? Well, you’re no pun! See what I did there?
Seriously though, this year is speeding along, ain’t it? We’re about 1/4 of the way through it! But…
Did you know that, if you were a mouse and you were born on January 1st, you would be about 1/4 of your way through your ENTIRE LIFETIME??? Mice live for about 12 – 18 months, according to Google.
If the average human lives to be about 75 years old, 1/4 of that is roughly 18 years old. If you were the aforementioned mouse, you would be graduating from mouse high school right about now.
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Are you ready for college, mouse? After all, you’re such an adult now! All independent and whatnot.
Of course, around June you’ll have a mid-life crisis, so you have that to look forward to. Sorry mouse.
Anyways… enjoy this issue!
Odditor’s Picks
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Original Movie Poster for the Foreign Film “Momoikbe Ponomece Penoneky Memnce”
While many love the blockbuster hit“My Ventriloquist Monkey Dummy & Me,” some purists (like myself) feel that the original Gibbernese version is superior. This vintage poster captures all the intrigue and charm of that classic masterpiece!
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Release-Your-Inner-Beast Leash
Sometimes you just have to release your inner beast. This attractive leash helps you keep it under control. Great for meeting women in the park!
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Corporate Office Battle Spear
Great for office meetings. Helps your rambling co-workers get to the point… literally!
Images were created using Midjourney (AI) and Canva.