I’ll be posting more Oddballs comics in July. Until then, enjoy this!
I predict that disco will make a comeback, not just as in music, but as a culture – the discotheques and clubs and whatnot. I see them as places where people check their cell phones at the door and simply enjoy the dancing.
Big Bird is 8’ 2”. Robert Wadlow, the tallest man in recorded history, was 8’ 11”. He was nine inches taller than Big Bird!
Pantyhose is another thing I see making a comeback, but not for nostalgia or fashion, but for security. I see a new type of pantyhose – breathable, comfortable, snug, and durable. Women will wear these as a way to feel “pulled-together” (not unlike Spankx), but also as a… dare I say… chastity belt of sorts; an extra layer one must contemplate before shedding, sort of like the underwear Mormons wear. I always thought that was a good idea since emotions get the best of us. Have I gone mad? Comment below.
I too am insecure about my toenails. They’re not bad or dirty, I just think they look gnarly. I abuse my feet though, with running and such. That’s on me.
I heard a similar joke on the latest season of “Cobra Kai.” That’s an amazing show, especially for Gen Xers like me. It’s totally rad!
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Jason Salas 