For clarity’s sake, I’ll type out what I wrote:
Welcome* to Oddballs by Jason Salas
FAQ
Q: What is “Oddballs”?
A: The publication in your hands.
Q: No, I mean, what IS it?
A: Oh, sorry. Yeah, well it’s nondescript, which I realize, by definition, is not a description.**
Q: Is it, like, National Geographic or Newsweek?
A: No. Those are professional magazines. This is just a bunch of goofy stuff, created off-the-cuff with little to no hesitation… like stream-of-consciousness, in comic form.
Q: That’s a description, is it not?
A: Ah! I see what you did there. Ha!
Send Glowing prise or spiteful criticisms to the return address on the envelope.***
For our Spanish-speaking friends:
*Bienvenidos **Descripción ***Sobre
Feel free to make copies and hand them out liberally or conservatively, depending on your political bent.